Hi, I’m RATLORD, and yes—I did just make a crochet turtle at 2 a.m. instead of sleeping.
Welcome to my corner of the internet, where yarn rules, the floor is made of WIPs and “just one more row” means absolutely nothing. I design cute, quirky, and questionably edible crochet patterns that may cause excessive squealing and the sudden urge to hoard safety eyes. <3