The F-Uterus is a great way to show the world just what you think of all of the nonsense they love to spout. Give it an angry face, give it a smile. Hell, give it scars if you so desire. Your Uterus is yours and nobody else's nose should be in it. Make yours as unique as you are.


I have written this pattern in standard US terms.


This F-Uterus plush works up to be approximately 6 inches tall.


SKILL LEVEL:
Beginner friendly


MATERIALS:
Less than a skein of size 4 medium weight yarn - I used Loops & Threads in the colour Lippy
US E/4 3.5mm crochet hook
Safety eyes (if using)
Embroidery thread for the eyebrows, mouth (and eyes if not using safety eyes) or fabric paint.
Stuffing
Yarn needle for sewing pieces together