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The F-Uterus is a great way to show the world just what you think of all of the nonsense they love to spout. Give it an angry face, give it a smile. Hell, give it scars if you so desire. Your Uterus is yours and nobody else's nose should be in it. Make yours as unique as you are.
I have written this pattern in standard US terms.
This F-Uterus plush works up to be approximately 6 inches tall.
SKILL LEVEL:
Beginner friendly
MATERIALS:
Less than a skein of size 4 medium weight yarn - I used Loops & Threads in the colour Lippy
US E/4 3.5mm crochet hook
Safety eyes (if using)
Embroidery thread for the eyebrows, mouth (and eyes if not using safety eyes) or fabric paint.
Stuffing
Yarn needle for sewing pieces together
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I have written this pattern in standard US terms.
This F-Uterus plush works up to be approximately 6 inches tall.
SKILL LEVEL:
Beginner friendly
MATERIALS:
Less than a skein of size 4 medium weight yarn - I used Loops & Threads in the colour Lippy
US E/4 3.5mm crochet hook
Safety eyes (if using)
Embroidery thread for the eyebrows, mouth (and eyes if not using safety eyes) or fabric paint.
Stuffing
Yarn needle for sewing pieces together
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English US & UK
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Abbreviations
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FO
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fasten off |
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MR
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Magic Ring |
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ch
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Chain |
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rep
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repeat |
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sc
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single crochet |
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sc2tog
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single crochet 2 stitches together |
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st
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stitch |
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tog
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together |
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Is Angry Uterus suitable for beginners?
Yes, this is a beginner-friendly Crochet pattern suitable for newcomers to the craft.
What language is this Crochet pattern in?
This pattern is available in English (US & UK terms).
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What is Angry Uterus?
Angry Uterus is a Beginner Crochet pattern designed by East Coast Fibres for making an Amigurumi. The F-Uterus is a great way to show the world just what you think of all of the nonsense they love to spout. Give it an angry face, give it a smile. Hell, give it scars if you so desire. Your Uterus is yours and nobody else's nose should be in it....
Who designed Angry Uterus?
East Coast Fibres designed the Angry Uterus pattern. Find more of their patterns on their Ribblr shop page.
What type of item does Angry Uterus make?
The Angry Uterus pattern makes a Amigurumi. It is a Beginner Crochet pattern.
What materials are needed for Angry Uterus?
To make Angry Uterus you will need: Medium weight (4) yarn. Less than 1 ball. I used Loops & Threads in the colour Lippy, Safety eyes (if using). Tools required: E/4 3.5mm hook, Embroidery thread for the eyebrows, mouth (and eyes if not using safety eyes) or fabric paint., Stuffing, Yarn needle, Stitch marker.
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2 crafters have shared their finished crochet makes for Angry Uterus on Ribblr. 100% of reviewers recommend this pattern. 100% found it easy to follow.
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