dis naughty giraffe refuses to sploot with good posture... so she is forever splooted after slipping on some very slippery grass.

meet topsy (credits to @elissa300!) the very naughty and clumsy and slippery giraffe!! her parents were TRYING to teach her to have good posture... but no, what she does is out of our control. while she was munching some grass, she tumbled over and is now stuck in a very annoying and uncomfortable position.
hint hint: if you flick her tail (AND HER TAIL NOT HER GIRAFFEY BOOTY) the right way, she may be willing to do a flip for you <3

the skills you need for this pattern are colour changing, hdc, dc, bbl, crocheting in the FLO and BLO, and sewing. of course there are the lil bare minimum natural human skills too but we won't get into that long list of reading, hand muscles, blahbity blah.

DISCLAIMER: This pattern is for personal use only. Feel free to sell the finished product or share the finished product on social media, but please do not take credit for the pattern. I know that in markets, it's hard to give credit due to the hectic-ness, so I don't require credit!
Please do not sell, redistribute, claim the pattern as your own, or copy the pattern or any part of it without my expressed permission (NO LOOPHOLES). Especially since it's a free pattern!

berry happy crooochetiiing :D