"Cthulhu Brews Again" Crochet Pattern for a Tea Cosy That Might Bite

Finished Size: 11 inches tall
Level: Intermediate - because even the Elder Gods respect technique.
Skills: crochet, basic hand sewing
Stitches used: adjustable ring, foundation single crochet, slip stitch, single crochet, half double crochet, double crochet, treble crochet, bobble
Completion time: 10-15 hours

Summon a hot cup of madness with this eldritch little number: the Cthulhu Tea Cosy. Whether you're steeping Earl Grey or something far more sinister, this otherworldly cosy will keep your brew warm while adding a monstrous flair to your kitchen.

This tentacled beast is worked in worsted weight yarn and sized to fit a standard 6-cup teapot. Clawed feet and writhing tentacles curl protectively around your sacred brew, while its haunting gaze warns guests not to overstep their welcome.

With bobbles, claws, and a face only a Lovecraftian mother could love, this tea cosy is perfect for horror fans, monster lovers, or the crocheter who just really wants to hear their teapot whisper in the dark.

Yarns:
Yarn A: Variegated Green 300 metres
Yarn B: Cream 100 metres
Yarn C: Light Green 200 metres
Yarn D: Dark Green 100 metres

Notions:
3.5mm, 4mm, and 5mm crochet hooks
Polyester stuffing
Tapestry needle
2 x 12mm safety eyes
Hot glue gun or needle and thread

Stitches Used:
Adjustable ring, foundation single crochet, slip stitch, single crochet, half double crochet, double crochet, treble crochet, and bobble.