stop f*cking up the earth tank is an Intermediate Crochet pattern designed by MadeintheMoment More patterns from this designer are available on their Ribblr shop page. for making a Clothing. Finished size: Made to measure. Language: English (US & UK terms). Format: Ribblr ePattern (interactive digital). Price: 9.00 USD. Saved by 236 crafters.

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stop f*cking up the earth tank

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Intermediate
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Description
The charts from this pattern are from my very first design, the stop f*cking up the earth tote bag. I've always been so proud of how these turned out and have been wanted to turn them into a summer wearable for a while! I hope you enjoy.

Pattern includes:

Detailed instructions with photos.
Excel spreadsheet to calculate your sizing information based on your own measurements.
An approximate measurement chart for sizes XS-4XL
3 chart options for the front with different views of the earth: North/South America, Europe/Africa, and Asia/Australia
1 chart for the back: "STOP F*CKING UP THE EARTH"
Linked videos for more advanced techniques like tapestry crochet
Pattern should be accessible for a confident beginner who is willing to read carefully and learn new techniques. This basic tank pattern has been tested up to a 4XL but the formulas should work for any size.

*pattern Appendix includes more detailed information on yardage estimates per approximate size

This pattern uses tapestry crochet or graphgan crochet. You should be familiar with color changing techniques before you begin. This video on my Youtube (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NUriOTfrq8) walks you through some of the basics of crocheting from a graph! Many techniques and steps in the pattern include linked video tutorials on my Youtube channel. Please feel free to send me any questions you have about the pattern to my email madeinthemoment.pattern@gmail.com. I don't respond to pattern support DMs.

This pattern is for personal use only. Products made with this pattern should not be sold without the express permission of the creator. The PDF of this pattern may not be shared or recreated in any way. Unauthorized video tutorials made from this pattern are strictly prohibited. Unauthorized translations are prohibited.
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English US & UK
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4-5 colors of your favorite DK (weight 3) yarn. You can use acrylic, cotton, or another material if you prefer. I used Stitch and Story Daydreamer yarn for the background and Paintbox cotton for the globe. This is made to measure and you don‘t have to meet gauge but it does have to be a lightweight yarn. This pattern will not work with a weight 4 or higher yarn. 1 main color for the background, ~900-1400 yards 1 contrast color for the outline of the globe (black) ~150yds 1 contrast color for the background of the globe (blue) ~100yds 1 contrast color for the details on the globe (green) ~100 yds *optional* 1 additional color for the text on the back of the vest (you can also use any of the contrast colors)
Hooks
4.5mm hook (or appropriate hook size for your yarn) An extra crochet hook, knitting needle, or cable needle for the i cord edge
Needles
Yarn needle
Tools
Scissors
Other
4-5 colors of your favorite DK (weight 3) yarn. You can use acrylic, cotton, or another material if you prefer. I used Stitch and Story Daydreamer yarn for the background and Paintbox cotton for the globe. This is made to measure and you don‘t have to meet gauge but it does have to be a lightweight yarn. This pattern will not work with a weight 4 or higher yarn.
Abbreviations
MR
Magic Ring
ch
Chain
dec
decrease
fhdc
Foundation half double crochet
hdc
half double crochet
inv
invisible
rep
repeat
sc
single crochet
sl st
slip stitch
st
stitch
tch
turning chain
tog
together
yo
yarn over
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What is the finished size of stop f*cking up the earth tank?
The finished clothing measures Made to measure.
Is stop f*cking up the earth tank suitable for beginners?
This is an intermediate-level Crochet pattern. Some prior experience is recommended before starting.
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This pattern is available in English (US & UK terms).
What is included with the Ribblr interactive version?
This is a Ribblr ePattern - an interactive digital pattern with step-by-step instructions, stitch tutorial videos, progress tracking, smart sizing, US/UK auto-translation, and CM/inch auto-conversion. No PDF download is required.
Can I sell items I make from this pattern?
Yes, you can sell finished items made using this pattern design.
What is stop f*cking up the earth tank?
stop f*cking up the earth tank is an Intermediate Crochet pattern designed by MadeintheMoment for making a Clothing. The charts from this pattern are from my very first design, the stop f*cking up the earth tote bag. I've always been so proud of how these turned out and have been wanted to turn them into a summer wearable for a while! I hope you enjoy.Pattern in...
Who designed stop f*cking up the earth tank?
MadeintheMoment designed the stop f*cking up the earth tank pattern. Find more of their patterns on their Ribblr shop page.
What type of item does stop f*cking up the earth tank make?
The stop f*cking up the earth tank pattern makes a Clothing. It is a Intermediate Crochet pattern.
What materials are needed for stop f*cking up the earth tank?
To make stop f*cking up the earth tank you will need: 4-5 colors of your favorite DK (weight 3) yarn. You can use acrylic, cotton, or another material if you prefer. I used Stitch and Story Daydreamer yarn for the background and Paintbox cotton for the globe. This is made to measure and you don@qt have to meet gauge but it does have to be a lightweight yarn. This pattern will not work with a weight 4 or higher yarn., 1 main color for the background, ~900-1400 yards, 1 contrast color for the outline of the globe (black) ~150yds, 1 contrast color for the background of the globe (blue) ~100yds, 1 contrast color for the details on the globe (green) ~100 yds, *optional* 1 additional color for the text on the back of the vest (you can also use any of the contrast colors), 4-5 colors of your favorite DK (weight 3) yarn. You can use acrylic, cotton, or another material if you prefer. I used Stitch and Story Daydreamer yarn for the background and Paintbox cotton for the globe. This is made to measure and you don@qt have to meet gauge but it does have to be a lightweight yarn. This pattern will not work with a weight 4 or higher yarn.. Tools required: 4.5mm hook (or appropriate hook size for your yarn), An extra crochet hook, knitting needle, or cable needle for the i cord edge, Yarn needle, Scissors.
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